Boob Juice in my Cherry Garcia

Well, I will be the first to admit that I have never been a big fan of PETA. But I do believe they have crossed the line here. They want Ben and Jerry’s to start using human breast milk instead of the good ol’ fashion cow juice in their ice cream. I really like Cherry Garcia as it is. PETA feels that it inhumane for the poor dairy cows on the commercial farms. What do they expect? I am not an ice cream manufacturer, but I bet they use a lot of milk to make those pints of ice cream. Could this be an emerging market for the third world countries? We are dependant on foreign oil, now could we become dependant on foreign breast milk for our ice cream. Who’s the idiot that thought of this.....sorry, I forgot we were talking about PETA here.

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